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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St.
Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You're in the
wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let
in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort
in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while,
they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the
engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says
with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got
air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling
what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an Engineer? That's a
mistake! He should never have gotten down there. Send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an Engineer on the
staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or else I'll sue you."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right.
And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Q. Why won't sharks eat lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy!
Q. What do you call a busload of lawyers
driving off of a cliff?
A. A fairly good start! |
