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There are three engineers in a car: an electrical
engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car
just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each
other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the
electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have
occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars,
suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about
anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows,
get out, get back in, then open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"
A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog
called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The young man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss
me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING
you want."
Again the young man took the frog out, smiled at it and
put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Look I'm a software engineer at
Microsoft. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is
cool."
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