Why do you
need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled
the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate
highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation
devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in
gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if
you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a
world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives
the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a
day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk
come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to
TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast
to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going
the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages
say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere
else"?
Why do they put Braille dots
on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways
and park on driveways?
You know that little
indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the
whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're
driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
From Dave Sims via Aaron Sawyer
